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Chor Bazari- Love Aaj Kal- Lyrics

Chanda re chori bazari do naino ki
pehle thi aadat jo hat gayi pyaar ki jo teri meri
umar aayi thi wo ghat gayi chanda re
duniya ki to fikar kahan thi
teri bhi ab chinta ghat gayi chanda re

tu bhi tu hai main bhi main hoon
duniya saari dekh ulat gayi
tu na jaane main na jaanu
kaise saari baat palat gayi
ghatni hi thi ye bhi ghatna
ghatte ghatte lo ye ghat gayi
aa chori bazari do naino ki
pehle thi aadat jo hat gayi
tareef teri karna tujhe khone se darna
haan bhool gaya ab tujh pe
din mein chaar dafa marna
tareef teri karna tujhe khone se darna
haan bhool gaya ab tujh pe
din mein chaar dafa marna
pyaar khumari utri saari
baaton ki badli bhi chhat gayi
hum se main pe aaye aise
mujh ko to main hi main kat gayi
ek hue the do se dono
dono ki ab raahe kat gayi
chanda re chanda re

ab koi fikar nahi ghum ka bhi zikar nahi
haan hota hoon mein jis raste pe
aaye khushi wahin
azaad hoon main tujh se
azaad hai tu mujh se haan jo jee chaahe
jaise chaahe kar le raj yahin
laaj sharm ki chhoti moti
jo thi dori wo bhi kat gayi
chauk chaubaare gali molhalle
khol ke main saare ghoonghat gayi
tu na badli main na badla
dilli sari dekh badal gayi
ek minute mein duniya daari ki
main saari samaj nikal gai
haan rang biranga paani phenke
seedhi saadi kudi bigad gayi
dekh ke mujh ko hasta gaata
sadh gayi ye duniya sadh gayi
chanda re chanda re
chanda re chanda re

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We Twist- Love Aaj Kal - Lyrics

Let's start some Ronauk Shounak
Let's have some party now
Let's have some Raala Rappaa

Rang de chak a
No matter Let them say

Let's have some dhol dhamaka
Let's call the dholi now
Let's have some matti tappa

Chalo chalo ji lak lak gao lo
Chalo chalo ji Mauj bana lo
Chalo chalo ji Nach lo Gao lo
Pakad kisi ki Wrist

And we Twist
we twist
we twist
we twist
And we Twist
we twist
we twist
we twist
And we Twist
we twist
we twist
we twist
And we Twist
we twist
we twist
we twist

Everybody in da spot tonite

Twist

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Italian Love

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the
Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter
has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath
a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy
will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
'You try again.'

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Bardhan the Geat

Bardhan Sir, a unique piece created by bhoga. In first year we enjoyed a lot in Workshop under his kind guidance... Actually I can't describe how great comedian he is, but I can portray his personality by telling some incidents happened in our college with me, us and all. Most of the quotes/ storied copied from our own Bardhan Fan Club community in Orkut.

Incident 1:
With me, Bardhan was collecting Vishwakarma pujo chanda. I was in 2nd yr... I was standing in front of EE Lab with Priyanka and AB sir.
Bardhan: Abhinaba chanda diyechhis?
Me: Sir ami 1st yr ei chanda deini to ekhon ki debo, ar vishwakarma amar ki korbe?
Bardhan: Good good, Vishwakarma khepe gele bujhbi, Computer eo gear thake...

Incident 2 (The best one) :
A girl from ECE 2005 batch, asked : Sir may I go out for 10 mins?
Bardhan: Why? Where do u wan to go?
Girl: I have some work...
Bardhan: What kinda work tell me...
Girl: Sir.... (big pause), need to go to toilet...
Bardhan: Ok Let's Go...

Incident 3 (With me)
1st year Viba...

Bardhan: Ki language porchhis ekhon?
Me: Sir C.
Bardhan: A, B sesh?
Me: @!#$@##
Bardhan: Erpor ki start korbi?
Me: Sir Java...
Bardhan: Ar Sumatra?
Me: !@#$%$#%

Other incidents:
The incidents given below are taken from quotes of others from orkut...


Quote Tapas Das

We too got the rare chance of attending few such historic speeches...
just before a workshop at Dashnagar ITI...
You should gather hobe at Sealdah Station sokal 10 tar modhye.....

Quote Anirban
Height case holo je Bardhan amar ar Saswata-r kachhe dukkho prakash korechhe je college-r Dean-er naki probol Alu-r dosh.

Quote Soham
Raagi Bardhan
Bardhan 'SIR' er ekta kissa.

Bardhan schold our Great Kalyan Adhikari..... Kalyan, I will take you to Director.
.............
but why he is so furious...........
...........
At that time, management(as stated by Bardhan) asked the girls not to wear skirts in Workshop for safety measure.........
..........
Mind it, that rule was essentially for girls......
Kalyan got frstrated... THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR BOYS TOO......
.......
So he finally asked a simple question..... Sir, tahole ki chelerao security measure niye BARMUDA pore aste pare............
..........
Bardhan : (Screaming at his most) "I WILL TAKE YOU TO DIRECTOR".
...........

You should must know....... [Quote unknown]
Bardhan er ekta dialogue :::
Kalyan - motka- adhikari ke....
Kalyan khub checha michi korchey semester e....
Bardhan "You Should Must Know how to Respect Professors..... In our Time professors respects us because we make noise less...... "

Reply of this by Ayan:
Ekhan thekei mone hoy Bagam Bhag er script lekha hoyechilo...
"Ladki ko izzat do, ladki apni izzat degi..."

After writing and copying I also forgot how to speak now... Speachlesshhh....

One Workshop incident (Bardhan not included)
Its between Moumita and Aritra aka KP of CSE 2005 batch...

Moumita: (Asking for rod, with which we had to make something) Ei KP tor kachhe, kalo kore, mota kore dhokanor jinis ta achhe?

KP: #@!$#@%....

Ok one screen shot of a gr8 poll...



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A Joke

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful dress. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only Rs1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only Rs3,00,000 ... "
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and ... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... "
"How much are they asking?"
"Only Rs16,50,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... "
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid Rs16,20,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye ... I do too ... "
The man hangs up, and raises his hand and asks all those present,
"Okay... who's phone is this?"

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Ekti jotil choritro

Bishesh prokarer ekti jib/ species/ sample er properties niche bibrito kora holo,

1. Era cricket pochhondo kore naa… Korleo Khelar jonye noye, kheloarer jonye.
2. Era date e giye cricket dekhle baro baro chokh kore takaye.
3. Eara tvr gappo bollei kal balika vadu te ki hoyechhe ta janaye.
4. Indian team captain er naam jane na.
5. Era roadies ke bhabe ekta darun intellectual program…
6. Basically era non intellectual …
7. Era jakhon kotha bole tomaye sunte hobe, ar tumi kotha bolle hai tulbe…
8. Era bore hole bole ami onyo kichhu bhabchhilaam, ar keu keu to sorir bhalo noye bole pakka ek ghum deye…
9. Eder bahoba dile bole flirt korchhi, ar na dile bole u r not romantic…
10. Era dinner e deke bhule jaye dinner korar kotha…
11. Era 8 tar somoye meeting fix kore 10 taye bari theke beroye…
12. Keu keu to abar 10 taye phone kore bole plan changed…
13. Era phone korar kotha bhule gele jigyes korbe, “kotha chhilo? HAAN NAKI?, tumi amaye mone koriye dauni keno!!!! @#!$@!$#$!@”, ar tumi bhule gele u r irresponsible…


13 tai thak, 13 er gero katano jabe naa… Ei jatir jib ke amra bhalo banglaye meye, ar English e girls bole thaki…

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Some more Bong viewty

A is for Awpheesh (as in Office). This is where the average Kolkakatan goes and spends a day hard at work. And if he works for the 'Vest Bengal Gawrment' he will arrive at 10, wipe his forehead till 11, have a tea break at 12, throw around a few files at 12.30, break for lunch at 1, smoke an unfiltered cigarette at 2, break for tea at 3, sleep sitting down at 4 and go home at 4:30. It's a hard life!

B is for Bhision. For some reason many Bengalis don't have good bhision. In fact in Kolkata most people are wearing spectacles all the time.

C is for Chappell. Currently, this is the Bengali word for the Devil, for the worst form of evil. In the night mothers put their kids to sleep saying, 'Na ghumaley Chappell eshey dhorey niye jabe.'

D is for Debashish or any other name starting with Deb. By an ancient law every fourth Bengali Child has to be named Debashish. So you have a Debashish everywhere and trying to get creative they are also called Deb, Debu, Deba with variations like Debopriyo, Deboprotim, Debojyoti, etc. thrown in at times.

E is for Eeesh. This is a very common Bengali exclamation made famous by Aishwarya Rai in the movie Devdas. It is estimated that on an average a Bengali, especially Bengali women, use eeesh 10,089 times every year. 'Ei Morechhey' is a close second to Eeesh.

F is for Feeesh. These are creatures that swim in rivers and seas and are a favourite food of the Bengalis. Despite the fact that a fish market has such strong smells, with one sniff a Bengali knows if a fish is all right. If not, he will say 'eeesh what feeesh is theesh!'

G is for Good name. Every Bengali boy will have a good name like Debashish or Deboprotim and a pet name like Motka, Bhombol, Thobla, etc. While every Bengali girls will have pet names like Tia, Tuktuki, Mishti, Khuku, et cetera.

H is for Harmonium. This the Bengali equivalent of a rock guitar. Take four Bengalis and a Harmonium and you have the successors to The Bheatles!

I is for lleesh. This is a feeesh with 10,000 bones which would kill any ordinary person, but which the Bengalis eat with releeesh!

J is for Jhola. No selfrespecting Bengali is complete without his Jhola. It is a shapeless cloth bag where he keeps all his belongings and he fits an amazing number of things in. Even as you read this there are two million jholas bobbling around Kolkata, and they all look exactly the same! Note that 'Jhol' as in Maachher Jhol is a close second.

K is for Kee Kaando !. It used to be the favourite Bengali exclamation till eeesh took over because of Aishwarya Rai (now Kee Kando's agent is trying to hire Bipasha Basu).

L is for Lungi, the dress for all occasions. People in Kolkata manage to play football and cricket wearing it not to mention the daily trip in the morning to the local bajaar. Now there is talk of a lungi expedition to Mt Everest.

M is for Minibus. These are dangerous half buses whose antics would effortlessly frighten the living daylights out of all James Bond stuntmen as well as Formula 1 race car drivers.

N is for Nangto. This is the Bengali word for Naked. It is the most interesting naked word in any language!

O is for Oil. The Bengalis believe that a touch of mustard oil will cure anything from cold (oil in the nose), to earache (oil in the ear), to cough (oil on the throat) to piles (oil you know where!).

P is for Phootball. This is always a phavourite phassion of the Kolkattan. Every Bengali is born an expert in this game. The two biggest clubs there are Mohunbagan and East Bengal and when they play the city comes to a stop.

Q is for Queen. This really has nothing to do with the Bengalis or Kolkata, but it's the only Q word I could think of at this moment. There's also Quilt but they never use them in Kolkata.

R is for Robi Thakur. Many many years ago Rabindranath got the Nobel Prize. This has given the right to all Bengalis no matter where they are to frame their acceptance speeches as if they were directly related to the great poet and walk with their head held high. This also gives Bengalis the birthright to look down at Delhi and Mumbai and of course 'all non-Bengawlees' ! Note that 'Rawshogolla' comes a close second !

S is for Shourav. Now that they finally produced a genuine cricketer and a captain, Bengalis think that he should be allowed to play until he is 70 years old. Of course they will see to it that he stays in good form by doing a little bit of 'jawggo' and 'maanot'.

T is for Trams. Hundred years later there are still trams in Kolkata. Of course if you are in a hurry it's faster to walk.

U is for Aambrela. When a Bengali baby is born he is handed one.

V is for Bhaayolence. Bengalis are the most non-violent violent people around. When an accident happens they will fold up their sleeves, shout and scream and curse and abuse, "Chherey De Bolchhi" but the last time someone actually hit someone was in 1979.

W is for Water. For three months of the year the city is underwater and every year for the last 200 years the authorities are taken by surprise by this!

X is for X'mas. It's very big in Kolkata, with Park Street fully lit up and all Bengalis agreeing that they must eat cake that day.

Y is for Yesshtaarday. Which is always better than today for a Bengali (see R for Robi Thakur).

Z is for Jebra, Joo, Jipper and Jylophone.

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IPL 2009 Fixture

Date	Match	Venue	Time (IST)
April 10	Rajasthan Royals vs Delhi Daredevils	Jaipur	8pm
April 11	Kolkata Knight Riders vs Deccan Chargers	Kolkata	4pm
April 11	Chennai Super Kings vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	Chennai	8pm
April 12	Delhi Daredevils vs Kings XI Punjab	Delhi	4pm
April 12	Mumbai Indians vs Rajasthan Royals	Mumbai	8pm
April 13	Deccan Chargers vs Chennai Super Kings	Hyderabad	8pm
April 14	Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Kolkata Knight Riders	Bangalore	8pm
April 15	Kings XI Punjab vs Mumbai Indians	Mohali	8pm
April 16	Deccan Chargers vs Delhi Daredevils	Hyderabad	4pm
April 16	Chennai Super Kings vs Rajasthan Royals	Chennai	8pm
April 17	Mumbai Indians vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	Mumbai	8pm
April 18	Kings XI Punjab vs Deccan Chargers	Mohali	4pm
April 18	Kolkata Knight Riders vs Delhi Daredevils	Kolkata	8pm
April 19	Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Rajasthan Royals	Bangalore	4pm
April 19	Mumbai Indians vs Chennai Super Kings	Mumbai	8pm
April 20	Kolkata Knight Riders vs Kings XI Punjab	Kolkata	8pm
April 21	Delhi Daredevils vs Mumbai Indians	Delhi	8pm
April 22	Rajasthan Royals vs Deccan Chargers	Jaipur	8pm
April 23	Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Kings XI Punjab	Bangalore	8pm
April 24	Mumbai Indians vs Kolkata Knight Riders	Mumbai	8pm
April 25	Chennai Super Kings vs Kings XI Punjab	Chennai	4pm
April 25	Delhi Daredevils vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	Delhi	8pm
April 26	Deccan Chargers vs Mumbai Indians	Vizag	4pm
April 26	Rajasthan Royals vs Kolkata Knight Riders	Jaipur	8pm
April 27	Kings XI Punjab vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	Mohali	8pm
April 28	Mumbai Indians vs Delhi Daredevils	Mumbai	8pm
April 29	Chennai Super Kings vs Kolkata Knight Riders	Chennai	4pm
April 29	Kings XI Punjab vs Rajasthan Royals	Mohali	8pm
April 30	Deccan Chargers vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	Vizag	8pm
May 1	Chennai Super Kings vs Delhi Daredevils	Chennai	8pm
May 2	Mumbai Indians vs Deccan Chargers	Mumbai	4pm
May 2	Kolkata Knight Riders vs Rajasthan Royals	Kolkata	8pm
May 3	Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Delhi Daredevils	Bangalore	4pm
May 3	Kings XI Punjab vs Chennai Super Kings	Mohali	8pm
May 4	Deccan Chargers vs Rajasthan Royals	Hyderabad	8pm
May 5	Delhi Daredevils vs Chennai Super Kings	Delhi	8pm
May 6	Kolkata Knight Riders vs Mumbai Indians	Kolkata	4pm
May 6	Rajasthan Royals vs Kings XI Punjab	Jaipur	8pm
May 7	Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Deccan Chargers	Bangalore	8pm
May 8	Kolkata Knight Riders vs Chennai Super Kings	Kolkata	8pm
May 9	Kings XI Punjab vs Delhi Daredevils	Mohali	4pm
May 9	Rajasthan Royals vs Mumbai Indians	Jaipur	8pm
May 10	Deccan Chargers vs Kolkata Knight Riders	Hyderabad	8pm
May 11	Delhi Daredevils vs Rajasthan Royals	Delhi	8pm
May 12	Mumbai Indians vs Kings XI Punjab	Mumbai	4pm
May 12	Chennai Super Kings vs Deccan Chargers	Chennai	8pm
May 13	Kolkata Knight Riders vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	Kolkata	8pm
May 14	Rajasthan Royals vs Chennai Super Kings	Jaipur	4pm
May 14	Delhi Daredevils vs Deccan Chargers	Delhi	8pm
May 15	Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Mumbai Indians	Bangalore	8pm
May 16	Delhi Daredevils vs Kolkata Knight Riders	Delhi	4pm
May 16	Deccan Chargers vs Kings XI Punjab	Hyderabad	8pm
May 17	Rajasthan Royals vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	Jaipur	4pm
May 17	Chennai Super Kings vs Mumbai Indians	Chennai	8pm
May 18	Kings XI Punjab vs Kolkata Knight Riders	Mohali	8pm
May 19	Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Chennai Super Kings	Bangalore	8pm
May 21	Semi-Final 1	Chennai	8pm
May 22	Semi-Final 2	Chennai	8pm
May 24	FINAL	Mumbai	8pm
This is a tentative schedule, and subject to change

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Some bangali momentz... ha ha ha

Bangladesh is remaking the Slumdog Millionaire and the title is, “Khaise Bostir Kutta Koti Taka Paise…”. ***

A: Sara bharote kin2 bharoter goribi heavy khaye.
B: Haan oi jonnyei “goribi Hothao” slogan bodle gelo.
A: Tai naki? Bodle giye ki holo?
B: “Goribi Photao”. Sob daridro phutiye tolo, jate bideshira gele aar amader haate Oscar ase… J


*** Actually in Bangladesh they dubbed the very famous English movies or remade bollywood stuff and renamed it like below (not a joke),
1. Jurassic Park: Khaise Dino Aise
2. The Lost World: Khaise Dino Abar Aise
3. Titanic: Bojraye Hottogol
4. Hum Apke Hai Koun: Hayga, ami tomar Keyda??


Bangal Vs ghoti (Copied from a blog that guy is bangal):

Khub anando pelam shob porey aar sathey sathey chotobelar kotha money prey gelo. Ami dilli r chheley takhon, dellir kalibarir ashey pashey onek bangali thakto sarkari chakreer subadey. Amrao thaktam aar bangla school e portam. Amder moddhyeo takhan ghoti bangal mohunbagan eastbengal niye khub hoto.
Ekbar emni cholchhey, dui party Ghoti aar bangal monishi der naam korchhey. Aamra bangal party praey jitey eshechhee karon rabindranath hoye gechhen bangal (Silaidaho), Subhash bose o bangal karon janmo kuttak e (Kolkatar Bairey tai), Bibekanando (Simley tey thakten) Ghoti ra bujhtei parchho (ghawtey kom aar chanchateo parey na) kromoshoee pichhiye jacchey. Amra jeeti jeeti aar ki, emon samoy oder moddhey ekjon chenchiye uthlo 'Ja shala, Maa Kali Ghoti, kee korbi kor'. Amra ekdom chup, sottee e to Kalighat, khas kolkata.

Ami sudhu eta bujhlaam na, Simle ar Kuttak ki kore ar kobe theke bangaler para holo… Jodi jaiga bichar kori to Subhas Bose Oriya… ha ha ha…

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My fav Tom Hanks movie list (i will provide the links soon)

#1. He Knows You're Alone
by Armand Mastroianni



#2.Splash (20th Anniversary Edition)
by Ron Howard



#3.Bachelor Party
by Neal Israel



#4.The Man with One Red Shoe
by Stan Dragoti



#5.Volunteers
by Nicholas Meyer



#6.The Money Pit
by Richard Benjamin



#7.Nothing in Common
by Garry Marshall



#8.Every Time We Say Goodbye
by Moshé Mizrahi



#9.Dragnet
by Tom Mankiewicz



#10.Big
by Penny Marshall



#11.Punchline
by David Seltzer



#12.The 'Burbs
by Joe Dante



#13.Turner and Hooch
by Roger Spottiswoode



#14.Joe Versus the Volcano
by John Patrick Shanley



#15.The Bonfire of the Vanities
by Brian De Palma



#16.Radio Flyer
by David M. Evans



#17.A League of Their Own
by Penny Marshall



#18.Sleepless in Seattle (10th Anniversary Edition)
by Nora Ephron



#19.Philadelphia (Widescreen Two-Disc Special Edition)



#20.Forrest Gump
by Robert Zemeckis



#21.Apollo 13
by Ron Howard



#22.Toy Story (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)
by John Lasseter



#23.That Thing You Do!



#24.Saving Private Ryan
by Steven Spielberg



#25.You've Got Mail
by Nora Ephron



#26.Toy Story 2 (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)
by John Lasseter



#27.The Green Mile



#28.Cast Away (Widescreen Edition)
by Robert Zemeckis



#29.Road to Perdition (Widescreen Edition)
by Sam Mendes



#30.Catch Me If You Can (Full Screen Two-Disc Special Edition)
by Steven Spielberg



#31.The Ladykillers (Full Screen Edition)
by Ethan Coen



#32.The Terminal (Widescreen Edition)
by Steven Spielberg



#33.Elvis Has Left the Building



#34.The Polar Express (Full Screen Edition)
by Robert Zemeckis



#35.Cars (Widescreen Edition)



#36.The Da Vinci Code



#37.Charlie Wilson's War (Widescreen)
by Mike Nichols



#38.The Great Buck Howard

Read full history - My fav Tom Hanks movie list (i will provide the links soon)

101 Things to Do When There's Nothing to Do

Forgot to toss toys in your purse? Carry-on consigned to the cargo hold? Long waiting-room stay used up all your distractions? No matter how organized the parent, there will always come a time when your child will rely on you for distraction, just you and you alone. What do you do when you're stuck without props? Here are 101 informal activities that use nothing more than your clothing, your accessories, and whatever wits you have about you. If your child has a particularly short attention span or low tolerance for boredom, you may have to run through a whole string of these -- but finally, the time will pass.

1. Play "Rock, Paper, Scissors"
2. Arm wrestle
3. Thumb wrestle
4. Push palms together to see who can push the hardest
5. Stack hands one atop the other, pulling out the hand at the bottom and bringing it up top
6. Stack fists, using same rules as above
7. Stack arms, similarly
8. Play with your child's hair
9. Let your child play with your hair
10. Draw a letter on your child's back with a finger and see if he or she can guess
11. Draw a letter instead on your child's arm
12. Have your child draw a letter on your arm or back, and you do the guessing
13. Take off your shoe and have your child practice shoe-tying
14. Take off your child's shoe and find a different way to lace it
15. Take off your child's shoes and sock and use the socks as puppets
16. Use your wristwatch to give a lesson in telling time
17. Use your wristwatch to time things going on around you
18. Let your child try on your wristwatch
19. Let your child try on your jewelry
20. Count by twos, threes, fives, tens
21. Count backward from 100
22. Pick a number between one and 10
23. Teach the 9 times table trick
24. Give a math equation for your child to figure mentally
25. Give a string of math equations and ask for the answer at the end
26. Make up math story problems
27. Say words to spell
28. Say words to rhyme with
29. Play "I Spy"
30. Try some tongue twisters
31. Play "I Went to ..."
32. Sing some silly songs (softly)
33. Do songs with hand motions, with and without the words
34. Play "20 Questions"
35. Look for things out the window
36. Play paddycake
37. Teach your child some clapping games
38. Have your child teach you some clapping games
39. Whisper secrets, silly and serious
40. Say "Tell you tell me three things you did today"
41. Tell a story, taking turns one sentence at a time
42. Write a poem, taking turns one sentence at a time
43. Hide something (even just your thumb) in one fist -- guess which hand?
44. Count your change
45. Count your currency
46. Make a stack or a snake with loose change
47. Fold or roll up currency
48. Make a pattern, train, or house out of credit cards.
49. Show your child the pictures in your wallet (yes, even your driver's license)
50. Try to remember one of your child's favorite storybooks; let your child correct your mistakes.
51. See how your child looks in your glasses
52. Give an invisible manicure
53. Give an invisible pedicure
54. Get an invisible manicure or pedicure
55. Have your child name all his or her classmates
56. See how many people your child can name in your extended family
57. See how many birthdates of friends and family your child can recall
58. Name a relative's birth year and have your child figure out how old; invent relatives if necessary
59. Guess what the people around you do for a living
60. Make a Christmas or birthday wish list
61. Count how many words you can spot -- on signs, posters, clothes
62. Make faces
63. Play Straight Face
64. Try to make each other laugh -- last one wins
65. Have a staring contest
66. Have your child narrate a favorite movie
67. Interview your child for a TV news show
68. Speak Pig Latin
69. Play "Truth or Dare"
70. Make up your own secret code
71. Think of rhyming words for items around you
72. Take turns naming words for a letter of the alphabet; last one to think of a word wins, and you move to the next letter
73. Same as above, but with rhymes
74. Same as above, but with entries in categories
75. Explain the meaning of various figures of speech
76. Make up silly similes
77. Make a puppet face with your fist, with your thumb as the lower jaw
78. Flip a coin
79. Do "This little piggy" on feet or hands
80. Give a backrub
81. Get a backrub
82. Crawl fingers up your child's back or arm like a spider
83. Make up an acronym for your child's name, and the names of other family members
84. Ask for favorites: TV show, movie, book, color, game, animal, friend
85. Play peek-a-boo
86. Give your child the name of an object and ask what color it is, what letter it starts with, what shape it is, if it's heavy or light
87. Go on a "hike" with your two fingers walking over your child's arms, shoulders and head
88. Break an egg over your child's head by rapping it gently with your fist and then opening your hand to make the egg roll down the face
89. Do charades
90. Be mirror images
91. Play "Simon Says" on a smale scale.
92. Throw an imaginary ball
93. Blow imaginary bubbles
94. Blow a raspberry on your child's arm
95. "Steal" your child's nose
96. Be a little goldfish
97. Do "Here is the church, here is the steeple," or make your own version for another building
98. Try guided relaxation
99. Practice breathing techniques
100. Repeat what the other person says; repeat what the other person says.
101. See who can go the longest without talking.

Originally posted here.

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1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing. It's called the stock market - Jay Leno
2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street -Jay Leno
3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW
4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie
5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.
6. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar - Jay Leno
7. President Bush's response to the liquidity crunch was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21. - Jay Leno
8. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds. I won't know whether that refers to mine or the banks.

NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

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